I am trying to live right. Yea, get my life straight and inch my way a little closer to heaven. I’m not really a fanatic and I don’t believe the world will end in 2012. It’s just… It’s time to live right. Time to be goody goody and whatnot – cause I’ve got some karma issues to work out…
I offer a smile and some change to my local homeless men; even ones I see holding cell phones. I mean, they gotta pay their bills, no?
I don’t kick stray cats when I see them going to town on my garbage. Those lil’ mofos are overrunning my hood, but I live and let live…
I recycle. I care about Mother Earth, yet at times I just want to throw away that now congealed can of tomato paste that may or may not have been in the back of my fridge for 6 months.
I don’t… I rinse it out like a good girl and toss it in my washable recycling bag, where come recycling day, that can will be well on its way to becoming aluminum siding, maybe. It’s the circle of life, baby. I do my part…
I offer my seat on buses and trains to pregnant women and senior citizens.
I smile waaay more than I did in the 90’s.
I bake cookies for my kids’ bake sales.
I do all that.
I am tryin’ to live right…
BUT… All this righteous living makes me want to do something bad… Something wrong, addictive… Something that could possibly get me stopped by a cute police officer who may or may not get a glimpse of extra cleavage.
I wanna be bad sometimes…
So… I got my bad on with pumpkin flan.
This pumpkin flan is bad to the effin’ bone in a deliciously addictive manner. It’s vein tapping, sell your TV, punch anyone who gets between you and a spoon delicious.
What?!
YES!
There’s flan goodness all up in this piece, but its fall spiced and pumpkin-ed up. There’s no question about it. If you wanna be bad, this is how you roll…
Take a bite, take two… Hell, eat the whole flippin’ batch.
Whatever…
Whatever…
It’s all good, baby…
And when you’re done being all sinfully bad and you’ve climbed out of your shame spiral… Donate to your favorite charity and continue to live right.
Balance…
Love,
Me…
P.S. I’m blog hoppin’ – Check out all these scrumptious squash and pumpkin recipes! I’m going to live here a while… For realz…