I had a headache for 4 straight days before I decided to do something about it. It felt like I was repeatedly stabbed by an invisible torture master holding an icepick, who for “funsies” periodically pierced the inside of my right ear. All day… All night… All ouch, all the time. I, of course, panicked... read more →
I woke up last Sunday morning with a start, having just dreamed in customary technicolor and realized, “Oh snap – The sun is setting two hours later today!!” I wanted to go back to sleep, but for people who write about food, and struggle (struggle like a motherf*****) to capture food at its natural best, this... read more →
As I looked in the mirror this morning I discovered one more eye wrinkle. I thought, “Damn, I’m getting wicked old”. I’m usually horrified at the thought and every so often the “kick in the gut” nostalgia kicks in, making me yearn for days when I sported six pack abs, and the fresh face of a... read more →
I have a cut in the roof of my mouth and I can’t stop tonguing it. I keep telling myself; “Stop it, or it won’t ever heal!” but it seems my tongue has a mind of its own. It’s like a sneaky little joker. The second I’m not paying attention I feel the unsuspecting sting…... read more →
Have you ever watched the show Hoarders? During the commercial break have you given it some thought and begun to realize with a teensy bit of horror that you might kinda sorta be a hoarder? No? read more →
The Holidays are finally over… You’ve decorated your tree, sang Christmas carols at the top of your lungs, and have watched Love, Actually and A Christmas Story at least 3 times… read more →