Every once in a while I read or see something that renders me utterly speechless. Bristol Palin making it as far as she did on DWTS, for instance. Hugh Hefner’s engagement to a girl that could be his granddaughter is a prime example. And Regis Philbin’s surprise retirement announcement. I honestly thought he’d be on... read more →
Let’s pretend it’s the holidays for a second. Pretend Christmas is in 3 days. Humor me – Let’s pretend, ok? You’ve trimmed your tree, flamboyantly decorated your home inside and out, mixed a bucketful of Coquito spiked with 151 Bacardi, and waited in long horrid lines to get the “specials” in your life THE perfect... read more →
Ever sat at a table eating “breakfast” food and spot someone crack open a soda and munch on a cookie? You look over, you know, discreetly. You stare in astonishment as the cookie is blissfully chomped down. You can’t believe it. Apparently this person has broken some cardinal rule – Ruining the sanctity of the... read more →
I have an undying love for chocolate. That’s no secret. It’s not the first time I proclaim my love for what is indisputably coursing its way through my veins. Forget blood, what flows is chocolate. 60.5 % bittersweet… read more →
The holidays are fast approaching. Like, wicked fast. Where the hell did the time go? Am I the only one pondering this? Wasn’t it Thanksgiving like, 3 months ago? read more →
Halloween… Since I was a kid it has been one of my favorite holidays. You’ve got to love a holiday that allows you step into someone else and rewards your efforts with candy – Come on, now! As I child, I always pretended I was someone else; but when Halloween rolled around, I could actually dress up and... read more →
I baked bread the other day… Well, not just the other day. I’ve been kinda sorta baking bread every two days. Yes, about every 2 days. I’ve kinda sorta lost a couple of pounds from all the kneading. I know, weird… read more →
Song Of The Post — Boys ll Men – Its So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday Have you ever let go of something? Something you felt would be of better use elsewhere. Do you find yourself really, really missing that something? read more →
I’m a shopaholic… I am. Thought I’d be honest and admit this fact straight away. Provide a window into the world that is Mrs. M.O.B., if only for one entry. So yes, I’m a shopaholic. I shop almost all the time, for many reasons, and usually in bulk. Big bulk. The Never-Own-Less-Than-60-Rolls-of-Toilet-Paper-At-One-Time kind of bulk. *Sigh*…... read more →