Mind Over Batter

True life: I decorated my tree on Friday wearing a Kermit the Frog hat. There are no pictures. Ok – There are pictures, but I threatened to cut off a part of someone’s anatomy should those photos land on the internet. I try not to make idle threats. read more →

There are two reasons I’m not a vegetarian. 1. Bacon: I have a weakness for bacon that is unsurpassed. I know, I know – Bacon is no good for me; for anyone. The nitrites, the whole artery clogging deal. I get it… However, I loves me some good bacon. read more →

I am trying to live right. Yea, get my life straight and inch my way a little closer to heaven. I’m not really a fanatic and I don’t believe the world will end in 2012. It’s just… It’s time to live right. Time to be goody goody and whatnot – cause I’ve got some karma... read more →

I baked a cake this year… A grisly, ghastly Halloween cake for my cousin’s Halloween party. My yearly challenge? read more →

PUh-lease tell me you remember this commercial… No, seriously – Tell me you do… read more →

I’m confused…. It’s SUPPOSED to be fall, right? read more →

In the words of Michael Scott, “I’ve had an epiphery…” Women need men. That it, make no bones about it – We do. read more →

I have a stray hair on my neck. A hair discovered by Mr. M.O.B. about 8 years ago. He proceeded to point, laugh, pluck it from my neck, and show it to me as proof of impending geriatric-dom. It was cruel, but I may have deserved it… As I stared at the curly, fugly, stray... read more →